Need proof society is doomed? Look no further than MTV.

I actually managed to stomach about 30 minutes worth of "Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" on MTV. Needless to say, there was absolutely nothing else on, and it was either that or the World Series of Curling on ESPN 6. I chose the first, one, and in retrospect, it was a huge mistake.

For those of you with a strong gag reflex, I highly suggest you avoid this show. Pregnant women may want to do the same, for I think the results of watching it have been linked to certain birth defects, anyways, it's nauseating. If you don't know who Tila Tequila is, consider yourself lucky. I was in the dark on this, until my wie informed me that Tila is supposedly the queen of all whores on MySpace, another equally obnoxious cultural fad that is single handedly dumbing our country down.

The premise of this show is simple, people wanting to have sex with a wonky looking bi-sexual Asian, and those rejected by The Real World who still want their 15 minutes, live together in a house and compete for hanjo...err, I mean "love" from Tila. At the end she picks somebody to stay in the house by telling them they have earned a "shot at love". Ick! Talk about a poorly written, cheese dick phrase. I really hope whatever Hollywood hack wrote that got castrated afterwards for that piece of garbage.

This got me thinking just how much I hate MTV. If you want proof that we're living in the end times, you need look no further than MTV. Even its very name, MUSIC television, is a complete misnomer. It's home to such dogshit as The Real World, where a bunch of Abercrombie models live together in a house and bitch each other out to poorly scripted lines, or My Super Sweet 16, where spoiled rich whor...I mean girls...get to act like their idol Paris Hilton for a day, and have parties where they can practice valuable life skills, like having their every whim answered, and excluding those they consider beneath them. Super Sweet 16 can be fun in a way, because it's a prime example of people who have truly failed as parents, but nauseating in the fact these little skanks will throw a fit if they have to settle for an Infiniti versus a Mercedes.

What happened to the music? Supposedly, if you're an alcoholic, or chronically unemployed, they'll show videos sometime between 2:59 and 3am. Or, you can always go to MTV2, which was created to show vid...e..oh, shit! That's right. MTV once again fucked up and saturated MTV2 with their putrid shows.

I hate MTV almost as much as I hate Paris Hilton. Jesus, I hate Paris Hilton.